有关英语笑话的开心笑话

Gift ExchangeGift Exchange交换礼物My friend reviewed her young son’s fill-in-the-blank homework. One line: “At Christmas, we exchange gifts with ____.” Hi...
Gift Exchange
A physics ExaminationA physics ExaminationOnce in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmateswere thinking...
A physics Exam
ChangeA professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was o...
Change
英语太TMD难学了一天,和朋友在美国旧金山的一个公园散步。突然旁边有个美国佬过来用流利的普通话问我们:“你好,你们是中国人吧?” 后来聊了一会才知道,原来这个老外是以前战争年代留在中国的美国人后代。朋友问他:“那你英文学得怎么样啊?”老外摇了摇头道:“英语太TMD难学了!!”...
英语太TMD难学了
Theboy’sviewpointA boy was wondering about a photograph in a newspaper. It showed a group ofhappy and cheering children carrying schoolbags with the c...
Theboy’sviewpo
Whosefault?An old lady had finally had enough, and called police. "Officer," she said when they arrived, "Please talk to the people next door. Every n...
Whosefault?
"Pullover"or"pull-over"A cop spotted a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Coming up beside her, he said, "Pull over!""No," she replied, "a p...
"Pullover"or"p
AspecialfootballmatchMike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Brack, "Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my...
Aspecialfootba
学完英语如此对话某人刻苦学习英语,终有小成。一日上街不慎与一老外相撞,忙说:Iamsorry.老外应道:Iamsorrytoo.某人听后又道:Iamsorrythree.老外不解,问:Whatareyousorryfor?某人无奈,道:Iamsorryfive....
学完英语如此对话
ThestoryofthebatsTwo vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood.One says, "Let‘s fly out of the cave and get some blood.""We‘r...
Thestoryoftheb
HardofhearingThree retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March day.One remarked to the other, "Windy, ain‘t it?""No," the se...
Hardofhearing
onemoreP---patient D----doctorP: Doctor, the medicine u gave me was of great help!!D: Oh? How much do u have at a time?P: None, but my uncle had them,...
onemore
LiverandCheeseThe Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a doggie bar having a drink when a good-looking female Collie comes up to them ...
LiverandCheese
Why is He HowlingDentist: Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet.Patient: I know. But you are standing on my foot!牙医:请不要再叫了,我都还没有挨...
Why is He Howl
ApoorpoetPoet: I hope you’ve received the little volume of poems I sent you.Woman: Oh, yes. It’s very nice. I wonder where I’ve put it?Her son: It’s u...
Apoorpoet
The New TeacherThe New TeacherGeorge comes from school on the first of September.George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.I didn't ...
The New Teache
IalwaysdoTwo friends were talking about work, when one asked, "Say, why did the foreman fire you? "Replied the second, "Well, you know how a foreman i...
Ialwaysdo
LifeflashingbeforemyeyesPete: "The last time I was out hunting, I stepped off a high cliff, and would you believe it, while I was falling every fool d...
Lifeflashingbe
OvercrowdedmoonA geography teacher once told her class, "The moon is so large that several million people could live there."One boy started laughing, ...
Overcrowdedmoo
请你用英语介绍下自己‍‍‍‍考官:“请你用英语介绍下自己!”我:“What'sYourName?”考官:“我去!”‍‍‍‍...
请你用英语介绍下自己
 
共42记录 当前1/3页 20/页 首页上一页下一页尾页