有关英文的开心笑话
总感到口渴的原因"i had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me." 一个男人对他的朋友说：“我动了一次手术，手术后医生把一块海绵忘在我的身体里了。”"that's terrible...
总感到口渴的原因
你想交换一下座位吗？having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. on the morning of our 35th anniversary,...
你想交换一下座位吗？
受宠若惊的汤姆 。When the young waitress in the café in Tom’s building started waving hello everyday. Tom was flattered, for she was at least 15 years younger...
受宠若惊的汤姆 。
谁更容易满足呢？a person with six children or a person with $6 million, who is better satisfied? why?一个有六个孩子的人和一个有600万美元的人，谁更满足？为什么？the person with six childr...
谁更容易满足呢？
你们为什么开那么快？harry and lloyd were speeding down the road. a police car pulled them over.哈里与劳埃德超速行驶，一辆警车拦住了他们。"why on earth were you driving so fast?" the...
你们为什么开那么快？
一名聪明的士兵！the squad were having "visual training". one smart recruit（ was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a dista...
一名聪明的士兵！
猫和老鼠的故事。Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top." What's in your box?" asked the friend."A cat...
猫和老鼠的故事。
随机应变的说谎者stranger: catch any fish?陌生人：钓到鱼了吗？fisherman: did i! i took forty out of this stream this morning.钓鱼者：我是谁？一早晨我就在这条小溪钓到了40多条鱼呢。stranger: know w...
随机应变的说谎者
土豆泥英文怎么说一天去kfc,要土豆泥，不会说，就在那里跟cashier苦喊potato sauce，估计她以为我傻呢，给我了七八袋ketchup。提示：土豆泥的标准说法是“mashed potato”，而 Ketchup 是番茄酱等的意思，这个词也还有其他拼法： catsup,catchup, k...
土豆泥英文怎么说
英文笑话：•Good SightLawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the accident? Just how far can you see clearly?Witness: Well, w...
英文笑话：•Good Sig
这香水果然够熟悉那天和女神去约会，闻着她身上的香水味道，一种又熟悉又亲切的感觉，好像回到了童年的感觉。我想给自己的妹妹也来一瓶，就问她：“你身上喷的是什么香水啊，真好闻！”女神45度了我一眼说道：“sixgod！”我说：“我英文不好，能说中文吗，到人家店里比较好买！”女神：“六神。”我：“…...
这香水果然够熟悉
宝宝心里苦 。。。。"all the kids make fun of me," the boy cried to his mother, "they say i have a big head."“所有的孩子都拿我开玩笑，”小男孩哭着跟妈妈说：“他们说我长了一个大脑袋。”"don't listen...
宝宝心里苦 。。。。
搞笑段子小白搞笑段子英语课，小白坐在老师面前第一位。师曰：“suspect，嫌犯。”小白于是随手在笔记上写：“咸饭。”老师不忍使小白难堪，于是又提高音量：“suspect，嫌疑犯。”只见小白若有所悟，提笔将“咸饭”改成“咸鱼饭”。...
搞笑段子小白搞笑段子
能识乐谱的聪明小狗a little boy was practicing his violin, while his father sat reading the newspaper. the family dog began to howl along dismally.一个小男孩在练习小提琴，他...
能识乐谱的聪明小狗
没见过国外的日落father: this is the sunset my daughter painted. she studied painting abroad, you know.父亲：这幅《日落》是我女儿画的，你知道，她曾在国外学过画画。friend: ah, that accounts ...
没见过国外的日落
父亲与邻居的对话Neighbor: Do you think your son will forget all he learned at college?Father: I hope so. He certainly can't make a living by kissing girls!邻居：...
父亲与邻居的对话
An Energetic wifeNeighbor: I heard a big noise in front of your house last night. What happened to you?Husband: It was nothing. My wife was a bit cros...
An Energetic w
英文幽默：傻瓜来信Mr. Henry Beecher entered Plymouth Church one Sunday and found several letters awaiting him. He opened one and found it contained the single ...
英文幽默：傻瓜来信
笑口常开：不能让他跑了A male crab（螃蟹） met a female crab and asked her to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways. Wow, she though...
笑口常开：不能让他跑了
保全大局舍手表。。policeman: why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?警察：有人抢你的手表时，你为什么不呼救呢？man: if i had opened my mouth, they'd have f...
保全大局舍手表。。
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